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the ten commandments contain 297 words...
the u.s. bill of rights is stated in 463 words...
lincoln's gettysburg address contains 266 words...
a recent federal directive to regulate the price of cabbage contains 26,911 words

average speed of a male ejaculation: 28 mph (average speed of a city bus: 25 mph)

average number of readers for the typical internet blog: 1

number of the world's airports in the u.s., by percent: 30%

over 35 years of work, a female high school graduate will make $70,000 less than a male high school grad, and a woman with a college degree will lose $1.2 million compared to a degreed male in the same profession

2/3 of the world's eggplant is grown in new jersey

people who died of hunger today: more than 22,000

percent of americans who do not believe we have landed on the moon: 20%

canada has more lakes than the rest of the world combined

the u.s. has the most psychiatrists in the world, with more than 60,000 shrinks

number of people who are slaves today: about 27 million, mostly in the sudan, south asia and pakistan

recycling one aluminum can saves enough energy to watch television for 3 hours

1/3 of the world's people live on less than $2 a day, while over 1 billion live on less than $1 a day

the bones in your body are not white-- they range in color from beige to light brown

half of the world's population has seen at least one james bond movie

1 in 4 americans is under 18 years old

albert einstein and charles darwin both married first cousins

the first VCR, made in 1956, was the size of a standard piano

on average, it takes a person 2 hours of nonstop walking (80 calories per hour @ 3 mph) to burn off the calories and sugar from one 12 oz. can of coke

all racehorses in the u.s. celebrate their birthday on january 1st

only humans and horses have hymens

every day, 200 million couples make love, and 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die

only major league baseball player to pitch a complete game no-hitter while tripping on LSD: dock ellis (june 12, 1970)... ellis is now a drug treatment counselor

smokey the bear's zip code: 20252

real places you might want to visit on your next vacation:
bastard, norway
climax, colorado
cunt, spain
dildo, newfoundland (canada)
fuku, shensi (china)
fukum, yemen
intercourse, pennsylvania
shag island (indian ocean)
wank, germany

when asked to turn around, most people do so clockwise